“She looked at him as if she had just chewed a mouthful of pine cone, but had expected delicious chocolate cake.” –Aeryk Pierson, journal entry.

Aeryk is a delicate fondue of Viking and Cajun stock, with all the subtly, grace and refinement of a high colonic. He indulges in all night orgies of sex and violence with the likes of Sex With The Headless Corpse of the Virgin Astronaut. His iTunes library is named Bad Mother Fucker despite the fact it has the Bangles Greatest Hits. He reads comic books, writes incessantly and he fancies himself The Lovable Rascal.

Probably most disturbing is his propensity to write about himself in third person, needlessly.

What They Are Saying

“the deliciously devious mind of Aeryk.” — Sally Russ